Flatulence

Exploding, Combustion, Exiting, Traveling, Hovering, Smelling, Cringing, Eyes Watering, Falling, Dying, Rofling....

"It's a bit woofy in here" Comments on of the staff

Worse case I've EVER had where the combination of loud and smelly farts only happens during work and finishes before i finish.

What a day to remember...